A fast, funny farm-defense shooter against eight waves of rogue AI drones. Out now on the App Store.

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Available on iPhone and iPad.

Defending the cornfield from corporate robots during wave two

A robot demanding the crops by end of day during the onboarding wave

The corn gatling overheating while robots attack the field

About

A venture-backed AI startup wants your farm for a data center. Their pitch is robots. Your answer is a corn-fed gatling gun.

Hold the field through eight escalating waves, fight seven drone types and THE SYNERGIZER 9000, then spend your Procurement budget on horrifying upgrades between waves.

Support

Questions, bugs, or feedback? Email anguishedturtle@gmail.com and we'll get back to you.

Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 30, 2026

Farmers AI Nightmare ("the app") is a single-player game. We respect your privacy and keep things simple.

Data we collect: None that personally identifies you. The app does not require an account, does not show ads, and does not include third-party analytics or tracking SDKs.

On-device data: Your game progress, including scores and sound settings, is stored only on your device using Apple's standard local storage. It is not transmitted to us.

Optional tips: The app offers optional in-app tips that let you support the developer. Purchases are processed entirely by Apple through the App Store under Apple's own privacy policy. Tips unlock nothing in the game, and we never receive your payment details.

Children: The app is suitable for all ages and does not knowingly collect personal information from anyone, including children.

Changes: We may update this policy from time to time. The current version will always be available at this page.

Contact: anguishedturtle@gmail.com